Eyop! Its been a min. I don’t have anything to write about though, apart from Tiwa, so if you are rolling your eyes at this point I understand and its ok if you stop reading. I need some new shit to happen to me LOL (although there’s been a couple of development at work but I cant blog about my job sooo). I got “introduced” on sat, although you would think it was a traditional wedding from the pictures, I got a few congratulatory messages and I had to tell people I wasn’t married yet. To be fair I was confused throughout the whole thing too..at some point I had to ask Tiwa :babe are we married now?. It had all the hallmark of a traditional wedding
Me prostrating in front of her parents
Me prostrating in front of my parents
Me sitting between and pecking her parents (I thought the alaga was taking the piss when she asked me to peck her dad…I had to tell him no homo before pecking him)
Me sitting between and pecking my parents
Her sitting and pecking both set of parents
Her kneeling down in front of me while I prayed for her (although we were both laughing at this point)
Us seating on the same chair
Us cutting cake together
A pastor preaching about marriage
An annoying photographer telling me to do gay poses
Me dropping money in like a billion trays
Food fruits baskets from my family
The only thing missing was someone saying “I now pronounce you husband and wife”. I mean this is what they do during a traditional wedding right? Anyways I don’t have to worry about that until December sha, it gives me enough time to learn how to dance cos
- a) What happened on sat was borderline embarrassing I was just standing there like a statue..even my mum was turning up
- b) The more you dance the more they spray you.
For now sha, I have my fiancée/semi wife back with me and I am already planning and looking forward to living together. That is what I am really excited about. The moving in and adaptation phase for the first few months. We stayed together for an extended period before so we have an idea of what to expect. But I will still list a few things that is making me worried/excited.
Her Moving in: This is not a big deal, we just need an extra wardrobe, dressing table, chest of drawers and shoe rack, and bathroom cupboard and find a way to fit all these in my apartment whilst maintaining the overall awesomeness of the apartment.
Her ability to be extravagant in the kitchen: This is an interesting that I cant wait to see how it turns out cos I swear Tiwa does it on purpose! Thursday night my kitchen is filled with pepper, rodo, tomatoes and maggi..Monday night I am calling Tiwa up asking what the hell happened to my rodo (the rodo and maggi are the worse because you can only get them in African stores and that is a mission). It got to a point where I had to start hiding rodo whenever she is coming…now I have just given up, I don’t buy them anymore so we just use red chillies from Asda. And also my paper towel!! This is even more painful than the rodo. Before you roll your eyes at me that I am complaining about paper towel please hear me out. I used to buy normal paper towels, those ones that you just use and bin. Then I came across this brilliant invention called bounty paper towel. You take one sheet of the towel and use it and you can rinse it and squeeze it and reuse! It is absolutely brilliant (youtube it). When I bought it I told Tiwa, babes this thing is brilliant, it will revolutionize our lives, just take one sheet and use and reuse. I came back from the gym the following morning and I entered the kitchen..my precious bounty everywhere like an abortion went wrong in my kitchen!
TIWA what the hell now!
Ohh Ope what is wrong its just paper towel, its like two pounds!!
Obviously I cant argue with “its like two pounds now” so I thought well played. Before she came the following weekend I went to asda and bought asda value paper towel and kept me precious bounty at the top of the shelf so she cant reach it. I left the smirft asda value for her. Came back from the gym and I entered my kitchen, I saw the dining chair that she uses as foot stool…paper towel everywhere and the smirft asda UNOPENED!
TIWA WYD!!!!!
She came in laughing…so you want me to use the smirft one abi!!
So now I just keep the bounty in my boot whenever she is around yall.
Hmmm been going on for a while…maybe that can be a new blog series..things I am looking forward/not looking forward to
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